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Was Bush Exeracuted?

"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."

George W. Bush
January 4, 2002
Speaking in Austin, Texas, at a ceremony celebrating the unveiling of his portrait.

from Jiff

Best Instant Messenger Away Message

"Bet you wish you were my homework right now, because you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk."

--from Red/Brian